*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[sourland]

I have a nephew who as an infant 'painted' the stucco walls of his bedroom with diaper contents.

I was very impressed - my sister and BIL - not so much.

That house never smelled right after that.

 

[Alaskan]

This place doesn't smell right either.........

Must be all the old wet sauerbraten.

 

[sourland]

Hey, I showered today.

Or did I?

 

[Alaskan]

Ah! E yearly spring cleaning!

 

[sourland]

Twice a week whether I need it or not.

 

[Bunnylady]

Or even more often, if the dog gets let out in the rain.

 

[Alaskan]

The best bathing schedule is spring and summer.

 

[Spookwriter]

...spring and summer....

As in ANNUNALLY?

How behind the times you folks in Alaska are.
Two whole baths a year, why that could kill a
man.

Me, I'm old, slow and lazy. I don't even get dirty
excepting every few years. My wife, she takes
pretty good care of me, keeps me dusted off.

But two whole baths a year... you mean like with
soap and everything? (Spook shutters...)

 

[Spookwriter]

I think I've told you Spook doesn't like water?

I'm not going easy..when I do take a bath, I wear my
life jacket. (saved it from the boat)

I wanted a full scuba suit complete with an air tank, but
my wife said I have to face my fears.

Matter of fact, every time I look at my wife I think of that.
Because I'm plumb scared of that woman. She can be
mean to me.

 

[Alaskan]

Spook, two baths a year is perfect....one in the spring, AFTER it gets warm, to wash off all of the Fall and Winter soot, and once in the Summer, before it gets cold.