*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Alaskan]

Ah, JD. How good of you to join us. Where have you been? There have been some changes since you left. Step into my parlor, I need to determine where your allegiance lies.

Isn't that what the spider said to the fly?

Alaskan is a bit light on the brain function, but Alaskan is pretty sure that the fly didn't like what happened next.

 

[Bunnylady]

I always preferred the quiet sauerbraten.

Stupid bandaid. My fingers keep getting tangled up with it, and my eyes don't always notice when letters get out of sequence.

Though this did remind me of the clip that ozexpat posted on TOFH thread:
A question for the eggsperts

When your eggs talk to you, do you talk back?



(Is anyone else having trouble with their BYC on their computer, or is it just me? I keep having new tabs pop up when I am just trying to open a new thread, things like that. Most distracting).

 

[Alaskan]

Alaskan turned the sound up all the way......

Alaskan couldn't hear anything.

What are the eggs saying?

 

[Tanichca]

Alaskan turned the sound up all the way......

Alaskan couldn't hear anything.

What are the eggs saying?

Well obviously you're not an egg-spert. Duh.

 

[sourland]

Being partially deaf, I have learned to read lips. The eggs are saying, "Following a week of unusually high temperatures, Alaska will be facing scattered blizzards next week." Didn't know that eggs were weather experts did ya?

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

Being partially deaf, I have learned to read lips. The eggs are saying, "Following a week of unusually high temperatures, Alaska will be facing scattered blizzards next week." Didn't know that eggs were weather experts did ya?

I'm going to have to watch my eggs more carefully!

 

[Bunnylady]

Being partially deaf, I have learned to read lips. The eggs are saying, "Following a week of unusually high temperatures, Alaska will be facing scattered blizzards next week." Didn't know that eggs were weather experts did ya?

Well, heck, if a worm or a rodent can predict the weather, surely something as elegant as an egg could have such eggspertize.

 

[Alaskan]

Being partially deaf, I have learned to read lips.  The eggs are saying, "Following a week of unusually high temperatures, Alaska will be facing scattered blizzards next week."  Didn't know that eggs were weather experts did ya? 

BAD BAD SOUR!!!

Your nasty comment sucked away the blazing heat and replaced it with RAIN. Not only does Alaskan have RAIN, but the rain is actually POURING. RAIN in Alaska is not supposed to pour. RAIN in Alaska is supposed to drizzle!

Sour! GIVE ME BACK MY HEAT!!!

 

[Bunnylady]

Oh, great. The Broody Magician has become a weathermaster. Be afraid, BYC, be very afraid.

 

[sourland]

Just me trying to help along with bringing giggles and mirth to the world.