*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Spookwriter]

Well, my daughters 4th of July parade got rained out.
Major downpour here again today.

On the bright side, I've not had to water my garden for
weeks now. On the other hand, I really need to dig it up,
move it to higher ground.

 

[Alaskan]

I'll have you know that Spookwriter is no longer
"round and lumpy."

I know you can't see the real me, but I'm slimming
right down on this "diet" thing. I haven't had a single
donut since this morning. AND I've lost almost a whole
half a pound in the past weeks.

Even my wife said I'm looking all buff. (I been posing)

I can even keep my pants up with only one pair of suppenders
now.

So...all those "round and lumpy Spook" jokes don't fit now.


Spook the Skinny

Buff.... Like a Buff Orpington? Those chickens are pretty round.

Also, that is an odd color for a spook.

What have you been eating? Pumpkins?

 

[Bunnylady]

Buff.... Like a Buff Orpington? Those chickens are pretty round.

Also, that is an odd color for a spook.

What have you been eating? Pumpkins?

Carrots. They'll do it every time.

So, no more king sized sheets for Spook? I'm sure Mrs. Spook will like that. Those big sheets are hard to fold. Shrinking the Spook will lighten her laundry loads.

I've noticed that there seems to be a trend toward downsizing in the Kingdom. There's a bit less of Bunny, too (not a bad trade-off; I've gotten some of my old bounce back). It makes disappearing easier; useful when I want to be invisible, so I'm not about to complain. Is this what happens when the Queen compresses files in her computer?

 

[eenie114]

Good afternoon.

I hope you all had a lovely Fourth. Spook, don't downsize too much! You might get so small we can't see you at all, and you're rather transparent as it is.
My arm hurts- I was a weapons bearer for our parade yesterday, and those M1's really do a number on your shoulders. Sarge told me I'd feel it when I woke up this morning, but I didn't think it would be this bad.

 

[Alaskan]

Ooh, the Alaskan boys clapped super loud when the people carrying weapons walked by, also for the wounded. Those people got oodles of claps, even though the soldiers didn't throw out any candy.

We like the candy throwers.

 

[Alaskan]

Actually, the wounded boy was awesome, he was on a stretcher, head bandaged up, looking quite dead. Two nice nurses were caring for him. Alaskan thought one more touch of realism, like an occasional geyser of blood, would have been a good touch.

 

[sourland]

Sour is an agent of Satan?! Well... he DOES like throwing people into water with millstones 'round their necks...

Not! I have never affixed a millstone to anyone's neck.

Anyone who doesn't like the spreadable heaven of cream cheese is obviously an agent of Satan.

Tani, how can you say this?

 

[sourland]

It appears that I may be a shape changer. On the drive home the Princess reached over and touched my arm and said, "You are my little brown bunny." I checked it out in the mirror. I don't see that image?

Is it possible that I have morphed?

 

[Bunnylady]

Tani, how can you say this?

I thought it a bit strong, myself. "Just plain weird"- that I would agree with.

 

[sourland]

Yes, 'weird' is fine with me. I embrace that mantle and wear it with pride.