*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Alaskan]

Cold = flaccid yes......but grumpy does not equal flaccid.

There are many very good things to do with limes, but rubbing them on grumpy spouses is never recommended. Because, according to Murphy's law, even though you think you are being all cute and .....uh....such.....you just know that lime will end up being rubbed on a scratch and then grumpy spouse will be grumpier spouse.

 

[Alaskan]

Sorry.

Thank you thank you......it is always a pain when one breathes incorrectly.

 

[Alaskan]

But who is administering said lime, and to what or whom?

(Ever notice the similarities between lime and snow?)

lady, Alaskan keeps think and thinking and thinking and Alaskan simply does not see any similarities between limes and snow. How will Alaskan sleep tonight? Grumpy spouse, so no good-night uh......stuff...... And now the puzzle of making limes equal snow. ARG!!!

 

[Alaskan]

ARG!!!!!!!!!


Now Alaskan wishes to go to bed....

But still!

The knowledge of how limes are similar to snow still ELUDES Alaskan!!!

The horror!

The AGONY!!!

Sniff sniff sniffy



Limes......
Come from warm places
Are good on warm fish
Are good with tropical drinks
Tropical drinks are inspired by warm places
Are green and yellow, colors of warm growing grass and delicious to chickens dandelions

Snow.....
Cold and evil
White and evil
Is found in the cold evil north
Comes from the sky when it is the evil color of white
Stays on the ground during the evil season of winter


HOW ARE THEY THE SAME?!?!?!?!?!?

 

[bluesub]

Alaskan, Alaskan, bunny is referring to a different kind of lime... it is white powdery, used to amend soil, help things decompose...

 

[Bunnylady]

Poor Alaskan. At least we still are giving you things to think about when spouse is grumpy. Though here in the kingdom, it is pretty much accepted that the lack of good night stuff is a significant cause of grumpiness, so now I'm thinking we're likely to be dealing with a grumpy Alaskan.

Alaskan, Alaskan, bunny is referring to a different kind of lime... it is white powdery, used to amend soil, help things decompose...

As blue said, this lime is white, and powdery, and can cover things (like smells) . . . an extreme application occasionally used in the case of extreme spousal grumpiness (there are rumors still running around the kingdom about this substance and Queen Em. Shhhhh.)

 

[Alaskan]

Alaskan is HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY

1. Alaskan had ...... Uh....... Happy good morning stuff ....... sorta times two even (the bedroom door had NOT been locked, so there was an interruption. Child finally agreed to leave and have breakfast, and then there was a continuance and completion)

2. Alaskan is very happy to know that happy warm and lovely limes were not being rubbed on people (the stinging.. the stinging!!!)

3. Alaskan is also filled with joy that warm and happy color GREEN LIMES have nothing to do with evil cold white snow

4. Alaskan actually likes the powdery lime....we can all use a little help with decomposing!

 

[sourland]

Oh, take it easy, Alaskan. Pretty soon the snow will fly, and there will be sparkles as far as the eye can see . . . . so many sparkles, in fact, that I hear that just seeing can be problematical.

Yes, This, coming soon to Alaskan - await with bated breath.

Umm, we're back to 'welding' once again?

FROGS

So very sorry about the cold and flaccid. You have my sympathy.

 

[Wisher1000]

Sour, I never REALLY got away from it...........

 

[Bunnylady]

Sour, I never REALLY got away from it...........

I was just thinking that there are certain well-worn tracks in the kingdom, that though we may stray, we never go very far from.

One can get lost in the trackless wastelands, after all, and then where would we be?