*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Bunnylady]

I'm in! Will Alaskan provide 'em, or is it BYOV (Bring Your Own Vole)?

 

[sourland]

"Lemming Leasing" will rent voles if you don't have your own. Other how BYOV is perfectly acceptable. I believe that Alaskan now has that snow bank.

 

[Bunnylady]

I hear you can even get beavers from Rent-a-Rodent, but I think that's overkill, don't you?

 

[Wisher1000]

I could bring my trebuchet for those beavers.......

 

[sourland]

Rent-a-Rodent is having a special on Nutria and Capybara. Do you think that Alaskan's snowbank would be too cold for them?

 

[Bunnylady]

Yeah, if this were a pool party, they'd be just the ticket (you really have to see a Capybara "Cannonball!" to appreciate it) but not in Alaska. Somebody tried to teach them Curling, but it was too hard to get them to hold still - every time you look away, your score changes.

 

[Alaskan]

Alaskan lobs a few perfectly aimed voles at all those whose current location was 65F or higher at noon today.

The voles land perfectly on their heads, and as the vole smushes on impact, odiferous goodness oozes through their hair.

All those whose current location was cold today, are served hot chocolate with lots of mini marshmallows by a perfectly behaved butler.













WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

 

[theotherranch]

While there's no voles here, I have plenty of moles that I can ship to Alaska for the war!
For a nominal fee,of course, and I highly recomend paying extra for overnight shipping. It's still in the 90's here, and after da Bing digs them up, they tend to start having a fairly strong aroma quickly! Discounts for all bulk orders!


Perry

 

[Alaskan]

Perry,

Your head is stinky.

 

[sourland]

Perry, lets not be making mountains out of mole hills.

Going to be in the mid 80's here today. Sure wish things would cool down.