*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Bunnylady]

I don't see how freezing your - ahem - off could be reproductively helpful, not that Alaskan seems to need any help in that department.

 

[sourland]

Chilling, dear

, chilling is good for cellular production.

 

[Bunnylady]

Chilling = chilluns? Hmmmm. The rabbit didn't know that.

 

[sourland]

Oh my, hope this is OK. Boxer shorts are recommended for men with 'low reproductive' cells. There are even 'chilling' garments to help boost fertility. No, I do not know this from personal experience.

 

[Alaskan]

but 'chilling' is GREATLY different from freezing, frostbite, and then dead and rotting off

 

[Bunnylady]

Oh my, hope this is OK. Boxer shorts are recommended for men with 'low reproductive' cells. There are even 'chilling' garments to help boost fertility. No, I do not know this from personal experience.

Oh, shoot, I knew that. As everyone knows, rabbits are pretty well versed on the subject of reproduction.

but 'chilling' is GREATLY different from freezing, frostbite, and then dead and rotting off

Now, see, this is what I'd think would be the likely result of wearing a kilt in the kind of weather that Alaskan is enjoying right now. How that could result in the arrival of bouncing baby bunnies, or volings, or whatever, is beyond me. Frankly I'd think it would it would tend to have the opposite effect.

 

[sourland]

One word for protection of vital parts - 'shrinkage'.

 

[Bunnylady]

Shut up, Bunny!

 

[Alaskan]

well, there is some shrinkage. After the frostbite sets in, quite a bit of the plumpness disappears, replaced by a shriveled raisin kind of look.

Of course, shortly after that the entire dead part falls off.

 

[sourland]

Not if you are of Scottish heritage - survival of the fittest.