*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Mr MKK FARMS]

Good one!

 

[Alaskan]

You should carry a ladder with you when venturing into the gutter....It does help some....

Good job on the ice!

I am with you on the dreaded snow though... I hate it with a passion..

NO LADDERS, LADDERS BAD!

Didn't you read through all past threads? Just before thanksgiving Alaskan fell off of a ladder at 2:30am....not pretty, not pretty at all!

 

[onedoodle3]

My Queen Wisher

, please do not believe the drivel that was just spoken by Alaskan....Methinks he has never been innocent a day in his life!

 

[onedoodle3]

Everyone must fall off a ladder at least once in their life...you have already accomplished that, therefore you may climb again....




edited cause I apparently cannot spell this late at night...

 

[Alaskan]

How about "Alas, Kan - The Vole Slayer"

But, Alaskan never slays them.... Alaskan no longer must do nasty work...Alaskan has raised a herd of boys.

Alaskan says "BOY! vole there!" and boys get vole.

Alaskan says "Hungry, that chicken looks tasty" and chicken ends up cooked and served at the table.

Alaskan is commander of the entire frozen wilderness

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

Wisher, What privileges does the 'Most Excellent Special Something'?

None I would expect, am I right?

 

[Alaskan]

and Mitch, Alaskan say that before you changed it...

scrooge???? Alaskan? hummmmm

whiner maybe

 

[Wisher1000]

Alaskan, Do you want a title or not?

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

and Mitch, Alaskan say that before you changed it...

scrooge???? Alaskan? hummmmm

whiner maybe

Oops.

Snow Hating Whiner? If that's what you want. It was just an idea anyway.

 

[Alaskan]

My Queen Wisher

, please do not believe the drivel that was just spoken by Alaskan....Methinks he has never been innocent a day in his life!

drivel?

that sounds close to drip

Alaskan GUSHES, but never drips

Alaskan SPEWS forth innocent, clean white snow, the kind you see right after 20,000 geese have flown past.