RG!!!!
The Alaskan household must go galavanting again.
But actually, today was really my idea.
Hopefully you will be informed if any more dismemberments occur.
And, AAAAAAARRG!
A blasted rodent is loudly chewing in my junk room AND MY RESIDENT VOLE CATCHER IS NOT HOME!
Serves Alaskan right, handing out hard earned cash so that children can LEAVE the house and go skiing.
No one still at the house has the speed, smarts, and back talkingness needed to catch voles!
The Alaskan household must go galavanting again.
But actually, today was really my idea.

Hopefully you will be informed if any more dismemberments occur.
And, AAAAAAARRG!
A blasted rodent is loudly chewing in my junk room AND MY RESIDENT VOLE CATCHER IS NOT HOME!

Serves Alaskan right, handing out hard earned cash so that children can LEAVE the house and go skiing.

No one still at the house has the speed, smarts, and back talkingness needed to catch voles!