*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Cynthia12]

cream for hare? no no no..you need the cream for the no hair..they say it works!

 

[vehve]

Mmm, hare in cream, and mustard. And maybe some white wine, and herbs. MMmm.

Bunny, you're needed in the kitchen...

 

[Bunnylady]

 

[sourland]

Where did that rabbit go? Tally Ho the quarry.

 

[Alaskan]

Mmm, hare in cream, and mustard. And maybe some white wine, and herbs. MMmm.

Bunny, you're needed in the kitchen...

 

[oldrooster]

Bunny lady if anything happens I have a can of this stuff..... A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful, he began to cry. A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong. "I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it." The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit. Miraculously the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 yards away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved and hopped down the road, another 50 yards, turned, waved and hopped another 50 yards. The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can!! He ran over to the woman and asked, "What is in your spray can? What did you spray on that rabbit?" The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair and adds a permanent wave."

 

[hennible]

Lmao

 

[JD4570]

Well well well, it looks as if Crown Prince JD will become King JD..........and Princess Babfel will become Queen Babfel!

 

[sourland]

Congratulations, JD, wishing you the best.

Some guy stuck a knife in my eye this morning.

Actually it was a rather cute doctor lady and the knife was really a scalpel. Can you say cataract surgery??? I'm having minimal discomfort, but there is a major snowstorm in front of my left eye.

 

[Wisher1000]

WHAT!?! JD, you can't get married, I haven't even gotten my turn at Twister.

Well, I guess it will be okay as long as Babfel agrees to share.

Sour, you would likely be less sore in that eye if you hadn't kept trying to wink at the doctor during the procedure. Just saying............