*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[sourland]

I have a very special job for 'Al'.

 

[Alaskan]

But we all know what is wrong with the moat..... If we clean it then all of bunny lady will be gone!

 

[Wisher1000]

Well, Wisher, got your attention.

I'm sorry, did I get distracted again?

How long have you been trying to get my attention?
I had been .... oh, look! A chicken!

 

[oldrooster]

But we all know what is wrong with the moat..... If we clean it then all of bunny lady will be gone!

OH NO Bunny Lady has turned from wearing green sleeves to green water in the moat and is no more......

 

[Bunnylady]

But we all know what is wrong with the moat..... If we clean it then all of bunny lady will be gone!

Y'know, I've heard some pretty lame excuses for not cleaning; if this isn't the lamest, it's in the running.

 

[sourland]

, you're alive.

 

[Bunnylady]

Well, of course I'm alive.

I may not be young of the year, but I'm not so decrepit that a little thing like a cold is going to finish me off.

 

[sourland]

But, but 'Al' was bragging that He/She had shoved you into the moat and we thought that you were a goner since the denizens were fat and apparently no longer searching for food and there was fur floating on the moat surface amongst the algae and debris that had apparently been disturbed during a scuffle that we thought had occurred when weird old 'Al' had shoved you into the moat causing an early demise that we were not prepared to accept little did we know that you were still dealing with the cold virus that had apparently been caught while you were out playing with your horses in the peat filled mud puddle that has probably stained their beautiful coats so that you will now have to give them a bath if you are so inclined.


Glad that you are still with us.

 

[Wisher1000]

Calm down, Sour, she's fine.

 

[Bunnylady]

Actually, I'm thinking a bath may not get the job done - I may need to borrow Critter's pressure washer. How about it; has anybody ever pressure-washed a horse (and survived to tell about it)?

But seriously, did you really think I had lived around the moats this long, only to let Al knock me in? All I can say is, Wisher ain't the only one around here that seems to do a lot of wishful thinking.

*humming* "I'm forever blowwwiiiiing bubbles . . . ."