*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[sourland]

I would share.

 

[Alaskan]

Smush the cookies into the keyboard cracks and computer vents.... That way they will pop out on my side and I can have a bite.

 

[sourland]

How do I clean my keyboard?

 

[Bunnylady]

Lean it up against a tree and shoot it with a hose, then hang it from a clothesline and beat it with a tennis racket, then drive down to Best Buy and get a new one.

 

[Bunnylady]

Oh, by the way . . . .

FROG

 

[Alaskan]

Lean it up against a tree and shoot it with a hose, then hang it from a clothesline and beat it with a tennis racket, then drive down to Best Buy and get a new one.

I was gonna say lick it... But lady has better advice.


As to your frog.... Show off!

 

[sourland]

How$ *do you* shoot a hose? Darn## these crumbs!


FROG

 

[Bunnylady]

This would probably do the trick:


Or has your hose froze?

 

[sourland]

No problem with my hose.

I do have a problem in that there are only 2 tomatoes left. What am I going to do for lunch when they are gone?

 

[Wisher1000]

Oh, by the way . . . .

FROG

I was gonna say lick it...