*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[EmtheFishLady]

Picture this: I have a migraine, have been up for a few hours with a fussy baby, really just want to go back to bed. Nope, I can't, because there is feces smeared into the couch. It's not exactly a good start to your morning. Especially when you know he knows better, because we just went through this the week before.










We are going furniture shopping very soon.

 

[Bunnylady]

"Now, see; this is why we can't have nice things."

 

[EmtheFishLady]

I never liked this furniture anyway. Suede is a dumb fabric to have when you have kids...or MFBs.

 

[Bunnylady]

Let me ask you this - which one do you think has been easier?

 

[Alaskan]

Boys are super easy... As long as you buy them locking pants

Boys spend all of their time breaking things, or planning to break things... Or eating, lots of eating.

The other big boy problem is solved with metal locking pants.

 

[Bunnylady]

I have to agree with you on the "breaking thing" part Alaskan. IME, the thing they break most often (besides rules) is themselves - girls, not so much. Though I have seen plenty of girls that let boys break them, or seemed determined to get broken. . . .

 

[sourland]

What are 'locking pants', and what is 'the other big boy problem'?

 

[Alaskan]

What are 'locking pants', and what is 'the other big boy problem'? 

Poor, poor Sour just too old to remember that part huh?

 

[Alaskan]

Alaskan STILL remembers that part, not clearly no... But well enough.

 

[sourland]

Poor, poor Sour

just too old to remember that part huh?

That part is fine. Who says that I have 'big boy problems'?