*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Bunnylady]

Gee, and all this time we thought it was a beard. D'oh!

 

[sourland]

Never had me fooled.

 

[Alaskan]

Was up up high or low down? Or both?

 

[Bunnylady]

Just how tall are you, Alaskan?

 

[sourland]

Just how short are you, Alaskan?

 

[Alaskan]

It all depends on what I am standing on.... Or under.

 

[sourland]

Been under that bridge again? Troll or Billy Goat Gruff? Both?

 

[Bunnylady]

Not billy goats - the voles can't milk billy goats. Granny goats Gruff? (try saying that 3 times fast!)

 

[sourland]

Granny goats Gruff, Granny goats Gruff, Granny goats Gruff -------------------

 

[Alaskan]

You could milk a billy goat, but I advise against it.