*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[sourland]

Loose screws can cause a myriad of problems. Somehow I never pictured Critter as being screw loose.

That being said, you have created images of him and his sailboat adventures. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm---------------------

 

[Alaskan]

But see Sour....

His screws are not loose... They are TOTALLY MISSING!!!!



Ah, the horror!

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[sourland]

Stripped, true. It's a sad situation, but I try to make the best of things.

 

[Tumbling K]

I have a question for you esteemed people. If the screw is stripped, does it become a nail?


My great uncle, always believed that the threads of a screw were just to take it out, not put it in

 

[EmtheFishLady]

I thought all screws involved being stripped?

 

[sourland]

A stripped screw is a nail - far better than a loose screw. Em, you know better than that.

 

[Alaskan]

Maybe she doesn't have enough screws?



I have boxes of screws.... Nope, they are in a coffee can, right.

 

[Bunnylady]

Now I understand why you took the leftover coffee home from church - screws make terrible coffee.

 

[Alaskan]

Screws are great though. And useful.

 

[sourland]

Maybe she doesn't have enough screws?

Enough? There is no such thing.