*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[EmtheFishLady]

Bunny...you know all men in sheets look alike to a woman.




And I'm doing fine, Miss Em.  How's Terry and the kids today?
But I'm still a new guy here.  Nobody knows different...

You stalking me now stranger?

They're fine. Terry brought me home a steak, because I don't like eating out. So we are sitting around stuffing our faces. Girls are at grandmas, boys are asleep. Quiet Kingdom.

 

[Bunnylady]

Bunny...you know all men in sheets look alike to a woman.

I'll have to take your word for that - I haven't met that many men in sheets. The odd one in a towel, maybe . . . .

 

[Spookwriter]

Man in a towel...that would be a midget?



Before things happened with Barb as they did, I told
Hana that if anything happened to her mother, I was
gonna marry a midget next time on account they be
easier to carry when they get sick.

(My wife was a dead weight the day I took her to the
hospital. Another story another day)

Anyway, I did look at one of those online dating sites.
Farmers Only. And would you believe they have a
midget section? Been around farmers all my life, can't
remember one midget farmer. What do they plow with?
Pedal tractor? What do they raise? Shetland ponys?

 

[Bunnylady]

Betsy says she resembles that remark.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Everyone knows midget farmers raise hedgehogs.

 

[Spookwriter]

I'm afraid to ask the next question...

Bunny...you and Critter...you're not really midgets are you?
You just have a little pony?

Now me, I am what they call a short 6 foot...I'm only about 10-12
inches shy of being 6 foot.

"I'm a short six foot and a light 200 pounds."...

 

[Bunnylady]

Gee, Spook, I thought everyone knew a Pooka is a 6-foot-tall invisible rabbit.

 

[Alaskan]

Gee, Spook, I thought everyone knew a Pooka is a 6-foot-tall insane rabbit.

Sounds bad.

Does he wear a sheet?

 

[Bunnylady]

Not that I've ever seen.

 

[Alaskan]

Are you insane too?


Is it catching?