*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Spookwriter]

I can see it now Bunny; Em and Terry letting Luke crawl after the
escaped ducks.

 

[Spookwriter]

A net...

Is that the same net you use tho catch the kids with?

You're supposed to use LASSO's ..you know like John Wayne,
Clint Eastwood. Don't you watch tv down there?

 

[EmtheFishLady]

What makes you think we have TV? We're SETTLERS. We settle. We settled for a little box, and the kids get behind it and act out our TV shows.

 

[Spookwriter]

Yes... Terry was just telling me how you've "settled" my dear.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Hey, I've settled down quite a bit! I don't lure nearly half the men to their doom as I used to.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

What are you doing talking to Terry anyway? Are you snitching on me?

 

[Spookwriter]

Nah.

He called me, sounded kind of confused. Was talking about chasing a herd
of ducks, something about his cow stuck in the mud, and a pond half finished.
Then he said he had to go the barn,finish working on some great big doghouse
he's been needing. He kept babbling something about bald-headed kids looking
like Charlie Brown and writing on all his stuff.

Is Terry ok? He was sounding kinda down...

 

[mississippifarmboy]

MFB stays busy. He has a queen begging for silly looking dog type things, a baldheaded two year old that is always painting my phone and the dogs butt and a farm full of strays.

I wonder how this all happened? I used to be a quiet farmer that had time to sit under a shade tree every now and then and drink sweet tea and eat brownies.

I'm not going to post a picture of the queens "pen" she built all by her royal self...but it is tied on one end with twine and the other end is propped up with a board and my post hole diggers and a bungie cord. I won't say its the sorriest excuse for a pen I've ever seen... But it is. I'm just not going to say it.

Now while I'm talking to Spook she goes out and makes butt shaped ponds in my nice flat pasture.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Look, long ago I established that I'm not so good at that "Manual Labor" stuff. So I learned to bake, and set me some traps...

 

[Bunnylady]

I'm sorry, my dear queen, but if ever there was a half- ***ed way to make a pond, that's it. Most people at least use a shovel.