*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[EmtheFishLady]

There has not been a royal beheading in a long time.  I remain safe. 

Most would think it was because I've gotten not even tempered these days...but actually I just forgot who the royal executioner was.

 

[sourland]

The halls they were a ringing last night. That was good. I would like to suggest a moat party for a bit of work. If only we could find some Youngers to help. The denizens are hungry.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Well, when you feed them people, you eventually run out of volunteers.

 

[Wisher1000]

Did somebody say "PARTY?"!!

 

[sourland]

Well, when you feed them people, you eventually run out of volunteers.

You of all people should know that is just a nasty rumor. Have I ever tried to shove Terry or you into the moat? NO!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Well, to be fair, you like Terry, and I've never gotten close enough.

 

[sourland]

Well, you have been invited to every moat party that I have hosted.

TOG the radioactive kid was a mistake. The denizens glowed for a month after his disappearance.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

A very important part of being Queen is recognizing any and all assassination attempts.

 

[sourland]

Hello, HELLO, HELLO, HELLO, HELLO

Nobody's here to play with.

Think I'll just go for a swim in the moat.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

I'm here. Just watching. Waiting...someone oughta be along to have a brownie and step in the traps soon.