Al....you could have rice cakes. They are crunchy....and come in a variety of flavors.
I have tried those before.... they taste only slightly better than cardboard... and mostly only because cardboard has little to no crunch.

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Al....you could have rice cakes. They are crunchy....and come in a variety of flavors.
How else would I behave? I know no other way.Hello, Kingdom!
I trust you all have been misbehaving while I've been gone.
I came to see what my favorite degenerates are up to.
true.... true....How else would I behave? I know no other way.
didn't know there was one...Apparently you haven't tried the boudain flavored one have you?
Now I'm thinking of fried catfish, butterfly shrimp and hush puppies....![]()