I tried to warn her. Boys are bad, bad creatures. You're better off getting a puppy. Here's a list of why puppies are better than boys.
1.) They don't eat as much
2.) They're easier to house break
3.) They snuggle better
4.) Puppies are cuter than boys
5.) You can leave puppies in a cage. (Boys have thumbs...)
6.) You won't catch any diseases from a puppy. (Cooties anyone? Strep? Mono?)
7.) Puppies can be taught tricks
8.) Puppies are obedient. They sit and stay.
9.) Puppies don't smell as bad
10.) You can put a puppy to sleep when it gets old and grumpy.
1.) They don't eat as much
2.) They're easier to house break
3.) They snuggle better
4.) Puppies are cuter than boys
5.) You can leave puppies in a cage. (Boys have thumbs...)
6.) You won't catch any diseases from a puppy. (Cooties anyone? Strep? Mono?)
7.) Puppies can be taught tricks
8.) Puppies are obedient. They sit and stay.
9.) Puppies don't smell as bad
10.) You can put a puppy to sleep when it gets old and grumpy.
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