*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Tanichca]

Mornin' all! I'm back!

And Uncle Sour, I am awfully thankful for the broody beams you must have sent over. I have a phoenix on 6 beautiful eggs! (silkie, RIR, and Phoenix-dutch crosses)

 

[sourland]

Well, Tani, I can not accept responsibility for your broody hen as my broody GPS has been put away for the winter. I just worry too much about those little chicks out in the cold. Good luck with your setting.

Do you like my sorcerers hat? I can send and receive Broody GPS signals through it. It's the finest available on the market. Hopefully it will keep excess broodies from being sent to Gritty.

 

[Tanichca]

Well if you didn't send it... who did?

Oh no! Someone else learned broody magic and is attacking me! I'll bet it was GLO.

 

[sourland]

If it was GLO, you won't need a flashlight to candle your eggs. They will be shining from within.

 

[Tanichca]

Radioactive RIR! AHHHHH!!!!

 

[sourland]

Radioactive RIR! AHHHHH!!!!

Guaranteed attack chickens - will probably revert to velociraptors.

 

[Tanichca]

No, those will be the turkens. Who aren't radioactive. Yet. But they do try to eat my toes!

 

[sourland]

If your chicks are born with teeth (other than the egg tooth) off them immediately. Just remember the scene in Jurassic Park when the Velociraptors leaped up into the ceiling

. In a movie theater, I jumped from my seat screaming like a little girl. The Princess laughed at me hysterically. It was humiliating.

 

[Tanichca]

Aww, but they'd be so useful in keeping nasty Sparkle boys away!

(Note to self- find movie theater and procure security tapes from that evening. )

 

[sourland]

Those security tapes would make for a good laugh. Scared the heck out of the guy in front of me - he took the name of our savior in vain as he headed towards the aisle to get away from the madman behind him. Everyone in the theater was looking to see who the fool was.