*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[sourland]

Howsabout protection money - anti broody bribes?

 

[Bunnylady]

So you'd not get paid to not dance??

 

[sourland]

That double negative infers that I would get paid to dance. I never get paid to dance. I do so out of the goodness of my spirit and a willingness to help others.

 

[Capvin]

Speaking of rumors, I have recently received a very reliable report regarding some goings-on with the Bunnylady that seem, even to me, to be somewhat far fetched, but I have been known before to go far in order to get a fetch. Some of you may have heard of the Australian album of songs called Billy the Rabbit which has achieved some popularity. And speaking of confusion, the Bunnylady seems to have gotten a bit confused because as we all know rather then guns, she keeps and bears bunnies and billy goats. In her confusion and desire for fame and fortune she has been secretly attempting to concoct a "billy-rabbit" and as you can imagine, these efforts have caused a bit of a strain at home. Pictures of the results of her efforts are known to be in existence and I am not at liberty to say where the genesis of this report came from other then that it is a reliable source.

 

[theotherranch]

Capvin, my hats off to you! I don't think even the IRS could write something like that!

Perry

 

[Capvin]

Of course they couldn't. My experiences are much richer and diverse. First I read a few of the posts and quickly come to the conclusion, "these people are nuts." From there it is just a combination of boredom and perversion and Wala!!

 

[theotherranch]

Careful Capvin, "nuts " isn't PC! Most (not all, but definitely most) are "special"! And a few (not to mention names,Sour!) will consider this a compliment!

 

[Bunnylady]

Oh, shoot, Perry, like Capvin gives a hoot about PC.

That little piece of fiction of his is certainly as hard to understand as anything put out by the IRS, but it is more like something out of the Enquirer; it has about as much foundation in anything even remotely pretending to be fact. I invite anyone to view my goat pen - they will not find a single Billy in it. I have no knowledge of any rabbit named Billy, however celebrated in song or dance. As to the source of said nonsense, I imagine we all can put a name to it, but for those who might be unfamiliar with our number, here's a hint:

Confused Altered Perverted Vagaries Invented Needlessly.

 

[bluesub]

Bunny, I'm shocked to find out about this... what will the Queen say?

 

[theotherranch]

Bunny, I think maybe the man has inhaled too many propane fumes lately, as he spreads rumors of the loyal members of the Kingdom! But he does seem to have the favor of Queen Em for some reason, so up with him we must put!


Perry