*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Bunnylady]

Depending on how you want to raise them, it might take more than one.

 

[sourland]

The Princess had one of those books by a guy named Spock - I don't think it was the Vulcan. Every night when I came home from work, the baby, now known as the man David, had a different malady. When I came home to 'projectile vomiting', Spock the book went into the garbage. The boy survived without the advice of that book.

Some of my stories are conjecture, but this is fact, not fiction.

 

[Spookwriter]

"The baby now known as David..."

One of the favorite books I use to read to Hana....

"No, David."

(She and I read to each other daily until one day she
grew to big....the last book she read to me was Winn-Dixie.
Still has her book marker in it. )

 

[Orpingtons4U]

My aunt told me once i start dating when i go on a date to put an aspirin bottle between my legs

 

[sourland]

Some things that outgrow, some things they grow into, but some things they never forget. Dad is going to be there when they need him.

 

[Spookwriter]

My baby grew very fast.

She left a note on my desk this evening...it seems there
will be a 'valentine dance" at her school friday...and some
boy asked her to go....

"Can I go, Daddy?"


....Believe me, my daddy-size heart is crying "No."

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Lily told me the other day "Mommy, my not a baby anymore."

Think I can ground her?

 

[Wisher1000]

I believe in rocking children to sleep, if that doesn't work, use a bigger rock.....

 

[Spookwriter]

There once was a time when my wife and I wanted a baby so bad.


And now, we have a baby so bad....

Careful what you wish for.

 

[Bunnylady]

There once was a time when my wife and I wanted a baby so bad.


And now, we have a baby so bad....

Careful what you wish for.

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, eh, Spook?

(anybody see Baby

around here anywhere? It's bedtime.)