*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Bunnylady]

He eats my cooking?

Remember now, I didn't go there, you did.

 

[sourland]

Queen Em

, with all due respect the Kingdom is in a shambles. Eenie and Tani are not in the dungeon, Orps is not in sight - was she supposed to be in the dungeon?, Bobalou is invisible to me, and the door to the Princess Lily's room is locked and laughter and music is emanating from the room. I think that the Youngers are having a party - I hear 'boy' voices. The main dining hall is filled with bones and dogs - someone barbecued an entire ox and let the dogs inside. The moats haven't been cleaned since Gman disappeared. The denizens appear to be starving - they are breeching, gnashing teeth at me, and trying to grab me with their tentacles. ME! I'm the one who has been giving them treats. The trolls are behaving in a menacing fashion, and Harvey is beckoning from the entrance to the catacombs. The giant doodlebug has placed human sized sticky traps around his funnel. Someone/thing ate all of the green potato salad. There is a hand scrolled sign saying GLO/TOG

was here. I could go on and on, but you get the picture.


We must act fast before all that you have created goes down the doodle bug funnel. Do you know of a virtuous pastor who could unscramble our affairs?

 

[eenie114]

*making ghost noises through the heating vents*

 

[sourland]

eenie, You know the rules! No boys in the kingdom! Why were all of the buckets outside of that locked door? And what about the motorcycle helmet with the strands of long red hair? What's going on?

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Alright, alright...you girls cut it out, before I make MFB use "The Daddy Voice".

Back to the dungeon!

 

[eenie114]

eenie, You know the rules! No boys in the kingdom! Why were all of the buckets outside of that locked door? And what about the motorcycle helmet with the strands of long red hair? What's going on?

*Avoiding questions* EW! LONG red hair? You'll have to ask Tani about that one.

 

[bobelot]

Exactly what are these bucket things do U put it on ur head when you are at Walmart ?

 

[sourland]

Tani, coarse curly apparently masculine red hair in the motorcycle helmet - eenie says that perhaps you can explain. I am only trying to intercede before the Queen goes batstuff.

 

[Tanichca]

Tani, coarse curly apparently masculine red hair in the motorcycle helmet - eenie says that perhaps you can explain.  I am only trying to intercede before the Queen goes batstuff. 

*tosses Michael in a closet* nope. No handsome, bookish redheads here.

 

[Orpingtons4U]

I haven't had sleep all week i don't go to bed till 11 PM then i wake up off and on does anyone have earplugs?*passes out from being exhausted* i keep saying just a few more days cort then Tang will be gone i feel like i have a newborn baby in the house waking up every two hourswalking her and playing with her-_-