*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

Gee, sour, from all reports you are thin! So how would
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baby have a wide patient base?

Surely you aren't talking about the good Queen Em!
 
Besides, Sour is getting to the age where getting into trouble is one of the few pleasures he has left, and like many pleasures, it's nowhere near as much fun when someone else does it for you.
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Rumor is that she's going to become a psychiatrist. She is in contact with a wide patient base.
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Seeing as she's been "practicing" with me for years (poor kid!), I have to wonder if mine is the wide base referred to here . . . .
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Besides, Sour is getting to the age where getting into trouble is one of the few pleasures he has left, and like many pleasures, it's nowhere near as much fun when someone else does it for you.
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Seeing as she's been "practicing" with me for years (poor kid!), I have to wonder if mine is the wide base referred to here . . . .
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lady, there's "getting into trouble", and then there's "gettin into trouble" - "Just sayin'."
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About that 'wide base', I plead the fifth.
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How I've missed being here. But I'm getting better.

A wide load...saying that about a woman can probably
get even a wizard in trouble. You'all know I would NEVER
say such a thing.

But...has anyone else seen that picture of Terry pushing
Em across the yard in a wheelbarrow? See how flat the
tire looks? Or how the handles are bowing?

...guess it musta been a rotten ole wheelbarrow...

But I miss hanging out with Em...it was sunny here today.
At least if she was here, I could of stood in a shady spot.


Spook
 
As Em said, I fell off a ladder the other day. Actually been
a few weeks now.

And on the way to the ground, I discovered I cannot fly.
The fall wasn't bad. But the landing hurt. Busted my face
up a bit. Broke a few bones in my face, I did. And my cookie...
I had a chocolate chip in my pocket for a snack. Crumbs
when I landed.

First time in my life I ever broke one of my bones. That
hurt a bunch.

But it was just my head...my wife had just done my
work-sheet in the dryer. Good thing she used some
extra Bounce....it's the only thing that saved me from
getting really hurt.

You know how I brag about living in this small town? Make
a note to self...Don't fall off the ladder when the doctor isn't
on duty. Wife drove me to the hospital, only to find out it was
the Doc's night off. Put me in a ambulance and rush me to a
real hospital, so the doc could stitch me back up.

Lots of stitches in my mouth. Even sewed my mustache back
on on one side. Looks crookit now...that will teach me to hold
still. Then he grabbed my 'stash and held my mouth open so
he could sew some other spots up.

Kept me in the hospital for a couple of days so's he could
charge me more too, he did. I think he said something about
buying his wife a new car.

But by then he had given me some pretty stiff pain medicine
so I really wasn't listening too well.

I don't like playing doctor. It isn't how I remember it. But I am
getting better. Good thing, because I'm tired of applesauce.


Spook...who thinks it's his wifes turn on the ladder next.
 
Wow, Spook. I'd been wondering why we hadn't heard from you, and now I know - it must hurt to talk. I'm glad to hear you are mending. I'd give you a hug, but I'd be afraid it might hurt. How about a very soft little bunny-kiss on top of your head? Or would that hurt too?
 

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