*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

Normally abnormal, but abnormally loud.
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Where'd I leave those earplugs?
 
Dear Em & Gang,

Due to an abundance of people here annoying me, I have
had to place an extra large order for more lime. Here...as
in my real world...not here as in BYC. We have a moat for
those ones.

A couple of dump truck loads should do to start with.

Have sent my wife to town for a few more shovels.
(first, she digs...she thinks we're making a new flower bed.)
And my daughters "boyfriend"...I'll dig that one myself. He goes
first...I saw him holding her hand the other day. Borrowed time...



JD & Sour....better not be thinking about grabbing Em's "frogs".
I hear she's pretty picky about who gets to play with her stuff.
Wait a minute...I kinda sorta remember something about her
not being that picky. Just be careful guys.

And I'm getting old...all I got out of Tani was she needs to go to
detox....I wasn't even aware the poor girl had a problem. Some
one keep us updated on her condition.
 
Even a Bunny knows that what passes for "normal"
here isn't really very normal at all.

I think I need to buy myself a new keyboard, like Sour
and JD use. I've looked and looked.

I don't have those great big letters like those boys use.
And certainly no green ones.
 
I'm not that picky, but MFB might not be so apt to share!



Spook, I might need some lime...and help digging holes. How about you visit for more brownies?
 
I spent the evening at a praise and worship night with the King Of All Sparklies, Sean Morgan. That kid has more glitter than a snow globe factory! He quoted fifty shades of gray, proposed marriage to me, and flirted with the 5-years-older fiancée of a very big, very buff marine, who thankfully wasn't there tonight. I need a sparkly detox, ASAP!


Can you breathe again, Tani? Just for future reference, I find that goggles and a dust mask are useful around out-of-control glitter merchants like that. At the very least, they allow you to make it to a door. Too bad the marine wasn't there - he might have reset the kid's governor.

I wish the marine was there, too. I forgot the worst part- there was a guy there who was missing two fingers on his right hand. My reaction? Ignore that, shake his hand, and ask how he enjoyed the evening. Sean's reaction? Introduces himself, then loudly asks "what happened to your hand?" The guy was very gracious, replied it was a birth defect, etc. but I wanted to strangle Sean. :smack
But I have a orphaned baby chick in my hand now, so the anger is melting away. :love
 
Some people are just clueless, and then there's my son.
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I understand, truly I do.

But there aren't too many things that a little cheeper can't make seem a whole lot less important!
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Some people are just clueless,
Or innately cruel.


The Princess ran up against one of those cruelly 'clueless?' people at the grocery store yesterday. Too long a story to recount, but it involved a pysically challenged cashier and an impatient customer who was too lazy or above it all to help out. When she got home the steam was still pouring out of her ears and her blood pressure was sky high.
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I sorta lost my temper today. A man in Wal-Mart was verbally berating a young Latino woman with 3 small children in front of the pork chops. Singing the National Anthem, and remarked "I'm tired of you wetbacks. It's time we took our country back!"


I calmly walked up to him, announced my Native American heritage and explained I agreed, we should have our country back...how soon could he pack?
 

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