*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Yessur Ebob]

I didn't think it was possible to lock up a spook. I always heard they could walk through walls.

Maybe the sheet prevents it?

Meese falling from the sky or police escorts... I'm not sure which is worse.

 

[Spookwriter]

Bob ! Thank God you're here ! You'll alibi me, won't you?
You know I've always liked you. (Well, almost always.)

You'll tell them the truth won't you? Just as soon as Perry
decides what the truth is...

 

[Yessur Ebob]

Absolutely. You let me know what the truth is and I'll be glad to inform everyone else.

 

[Spookwriter]

You the man, LittleBob.

I'll even tell Sour to just throw you in the shallow
part of the moat so you can get away for a little
while.

 

[theotherranch]

After a lot of research in my law books, I believe I can get the dear Queen off with no problem!
You know where to send the brownies, right?
Spook, I do believe I can plea you down with no time.
I hope tomato plants are still on sale!
And shooting a snow bank is justified, so Alaskan is clear.
No charge for the first one!

But yebob, failure to meet sour at the moat?????????


Perry

 

[Spookwriter]

Why does Alaskan get off for shooting the snowbank?
There was a moose in the snowbank. It had just jumped
out of an airplane. It's not even moose season.

And tomato plants will be cheaper tomorrow I'm sure.
Supposed to frost here tonight and his inventory is
setting outside.

But I've got to agree with you about the Queen. A woman
her age and all, it wouldn't be right.

You're a pretty cool lawyer, Perry. 15 minutes and you took
care of three hard cases.

 

[Tanichca]

Good grief. And you all were worried about me being bad.

I know, right?
Hey, Spook, I'm a pretty trustworthy gal. A few flutters of these baby blues and telling Wisher you were with me eating brownies all along and you'll be home free, no questions asked!
My fee is to be paid in apple pies. At least three of them.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Spook, dealing in pies? Surely you jest...he would never do such a thing as to I dunno, trade chickens for pies.



Perry, as always, you're the best fake lawyer an imaginary Kingsom could pretend existed.

 

[Alaskan]

After a lot of research in my law books, I believe I can get the dear Queen off with no problem!
You know where to send the brownies, right?
Spook, I do believe I can plea you down with no time.
I hope tomato plants are still on sale!
And shooting a snow bank is justified, so Alaskan is clear.
No charge for the first one!

But yebob, failure to meet sour  at the moat?????????


Perry

First time? Uh.........

What if it isn't the first time?

 

[Alaskan]

Why does Alaskan get off for shooting the snowbank?
There was a moose in the snowbank. It had just jumped
out of an airplane. It's not even moose season.

And tomato plants will be cheaper tomorrow I'm sure.
Supposed to frost here tonight and his inventory is
setting outside.

But I've got to agree with you about the Queen. A woman
her age and all, it wouldn't be right.

You're a pretty cool lawyer, Perry. 15 minutes and you took
care of three hard cases.

I deny all charges.

The voles will all act as my witnesses that no delicious moose were hurt, and that the sausage I am currently eating has no moose in it. They stare at me the entire time they run on the treadmill....they know all.