*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Spookwriter]

Just wasn't my night...

...finding out that my favorite hooker is a cop
wasn't even the low point.

Gave up early and was going to bed...got undressed
and was walking to bed only to hear my wife singing,
"Here comes the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man"

Oh well...just wasn't a night to remember.

 

[Bunnylady]

Spook, I think you can rest easy (well, maybe your wife has other ideas on that). Wisher has assured us that she is off duty when in the kingdom. If she doesn't see it, she doesn't have to take an interest in it, no more than any other denizen - uh - citizen.

First time? Uh.........

What if it isn't the first time?

Perry meant that the first consultation/case is free. After this, he's gonna want to charge you for his "legal advice."

But I'm thinking you may need Perry's services in the near future, Alaskan. When I woke up this morning, it was 38 degrees outside! This is ridiculous! It's May ("it's May, the lusty month of May. The lovely month when everyone goes blissfully astray . . . .") Bunny! FOCUS!

It's not supposed to DO that at this time of year! Where did all this cold air come from, anyway??

Does anybody else think it more than a coincidence that this Alaskan shows up in the kingdom, and we suddenly get all this cold air blowing in?

Alaskan, do you have a license to trade in this stuff? "Exporting cold without a license" - Perry, what do you think?

 

[sourland]

Alaskan shows up - we receive an abundance of cold air in the lusty month of May.

lady, you have a valid point. Is it true that Wisher is on her way to Ohio?

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Lusty May eh? I've never heard May called that...sure would explain some things about this May baby though.


Now, I don't feel any cold air at all, except coming from the air conditioning. Y'all leave Alaskan alone. I'm sorta taking a shining to him. It is May after all.

 

[Spookwriter]

If Wisher is coming to Ohio to frisk me, she
better warm her hands first.

It's downright cold here. I've got goosebumps on
my....well, I'm not going to tell you on my what. But
I've got goosebumps. Which is odd, because I don't
have a goose.

And yes...it seems that this cold weather appeared
with the Alaskan. Someone needs to tell him that
what happens in Alaska, stays in Alaska.

Spook...Em, have you got my heavy sheet done yet?

 

[Spookwriter]

Tani...just not much chance of me giving up
an apple pie. I'd do the thirty days first. And
take the pies with me.

(not much chance of me squeezing between the
bars)

 

[sourland]

Alibi for an apple pie? Yep!

 

[JD4570]

Greeting citizens of the Kingdom. Sorry I've been gone so long, been very busy in my Kingdom taking care of business. . . . and being a little under the weather the last several days doesn't help either.

Spook, why are you so worried. Getting frisked and cuffed can be a lot of fun. . . .

My dear Queen and Wisher, I'm sorry I wasn't around to provide my welding services. Ahem, for the record it's filler material. A very skilled welder can use larger diameter filler material using more heat to get a most satisfactory result.

Hi ya Bunny!

I was wondering, has Critter ever worn a kilt? Naw, it's a bad idea. It seems you're having trouble enough focusing as it is.

Hey Alaskan! Why don't you send some moose juice to Sour and Spook as a peace offering. Just sayin' . . . .

 

[sourland]

Hey, JD, know that you have been here in spirit. Welcome back in person. The Kingdom has been quite interesting the past couple of days.

 

[Bunnylady]

Hi ya Bunny!

I was wondering, has Critter ever worn a kilt? Naw, it's a bad idea. It seems you're having trouble enough focusing as it is.

No kilts on Critter, though he used to wear bicycle shorts a lot (sorry about that!) Actually, I think the roots are wrong. It's funny, he's always thought he was Irish on his mother's side, but when he traced his ancestry, it appears that side of the family is French (I knew those long gray eyes didn't look Irish!) He has a marked fondness for Celtic music, though.I just figure he's "origin confused."

Good seeing you, JD. Let me know when you have some time - I'd like to take the Big Kitty on again at Shape-Shifter Twister. I'll be careful, I promise not to step on your tail again. And I won't use the "Eau de Catnip." Well, maybe just a little bit? Hey, can I help it if I get a kick out of hearing you purr?!