*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Spookwriter]

Seeding Sour and me a couple of bottles of moose juice
might not be the smartest ideal...

Now I'm wondering is Wisher has a pair of them fuzzy
handcuffs...?

And I've been frisked. Long time ago. But the judge sealed
those records.

Welcome home, JD, and don't be mentioning this "welding "
stuff anymore...However we got here, it all started when Wisher
came looking a welder, or a mouthy man or something... I don't
know how it happened, but it's Wishers fault...

 

[sourland]

Last time I was frisked was at the airport. So wanted to ask him if it was 'good for him'. Discretion is the better part of valor.

 

[Alaskan]

[COLOR=008000]Greeting citizens of the Kingdom. Sorry I've been gone so long, been very busy in my Kingdom taking care of business. . . . and being a little under the weather the last several days doesn't help either. [/COLOR]

[COLOR=008000]Hey Alaskan! Why don't you send some moose juice to Sour and Spook as a peace offering. Just sayin' . . . .[/COLOR]

Uh....

Hum.......

Does that mean you don't like Sour and Spook?

They can be rowdy......

But, do you know what Moose juice is?

I mean, MOOSE JUICE!

That juice that moose squirt out is not actually drinkable stuff.

What kind of "under the weather" did you have? Maybe that explains it.

 

[Bunnylady]

But, do you know what Moose juice is?

I mean, MOOSE JUICE!

Is it any worse than goose juice? (Sorry, having a Seussian moment there!)

 

[Alaskan]

Is it any worse than goose juice? (Sorry, having a Seussian moment there!)

No, goose juice is must worse.



But, this line of thought is now so very disgusting that I am going to go hide in the moat, and it better be warm in there.

 

[Bunnylady]

Alaskan, you do NOT want to be in the moat. It in no way resembles a hot tub (well, there are some overly-friendly denizens in there, does that count?) I'd offer you a cozy spot in the dungeon, but it's reserved for flirty youngers of the bucket-headed sort. Even the dungeon has to be better than a snowbank, right? I mean, ok, it's moss, but at least it's green!

 

[Spookwriter]

I do not like moose juice.
I do not like moose juice in a box.
I do not like moose juice with a fox.
I do not like moose juice in a house.
I do not like mouse juice with a mouse.
I do not like mouse juice here or there.
I do not like mouse juice anywhere.
I do not like mouse juice, Spook I am.


...I've read the Dr. Suess books too...

 

[sourland]

Alaskan, no snow in the moats. Yes, a warm soak in the freshwater moat might be just the thing for the winter weary.

The warm water spring section is clothing optional.

 

[Spookwriter]

Maybe Alaskan would feel more at home stuffed in a
nice cold freezer...

 

[JD4570]

Naw Spook, Wisher's cuffs are standard issue chrome tempered steel. Now the Queen's are fuzzy green ones.

Now folks I meant so that Spook and Sour can issue the moose juice as sparkly repellent.

Bunny, I'll purr for you anytime.

Especially if you let me clean those cute little ears