*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Spookwriter]

Okay then, Mitch.

You're in charge of watching them until I get back.
I've got some work to finish outside yet today. My silly
wife hid my loafers, and all I've got to wear is these workboots.

Can I put an ad on here?

FOR SALE : Man's Workboots. Hardly used. Fit fine, just don't
like them. Will trade for brownies, or a pair of Women-sized work
boots....I'll show her who wears the sheet in this house.

 

[TwoCrows]

Bravo...bravo...

Encore! Encore!

You guys are just too funny.

This Raven like to observe silly humans.

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

Okay then, Mitch.

You're in charge of watching them until I get back.
I've got some work to finish outside yet today. My silly
wife hid my loafers, and all I've got to wear is these workboots.

Can I put an ad on here?

FOR SALE : Man's Workboots. Hardly used. Fit fine, just don't
like them. Will trade for brownies, or a pair of Women-sized work
boots....I'll show her who wears the sheet in this house.

Yes sir!

 

[oldrooster]

Okay then, Mitch.

You're in charge of watching them until I get back.
I've got some work to finish outside yet today. My silly
wife hid my loafers, and all I've got to wear is these workboots.

Can I put an ad on here?

FOR SALE : Man's Workboots. Hardly used. Fit fine, just don't
like them. Will trade for brownies, or a pair of Women-sized work
boots....I'll show her who wears the sheet in this house.

Next thing we will see is an ad for a king size bed for sell or trade for a double sized bed and a dog house,.. I am single so I don't have to worry what a mrs. old hen may say or do to me....

 

[TwoCrows]

"Alaskan is having trouble understanding some of the jokes"

What do you need Alaskan? Do you need us to write slower or
write bigger so's you can keep up?

And you're right, Mitch. There are some "funny", strange and
simply different people loose here. How about joining in and
help me try to keep track of them as they run to and fro. I've
spoken to the moderators about the "clients" here, but they said
as long as they don't hurt each other...

It's more than one Spook can do... I need some serious help here
watching over this gang.


Spook

Spook, if you need someone to keep watch over things while you are gone, I would gladly step in here. You see, for many centuries, Ravens have kept watch over the Tower of London in England. It was thought that the kingdom would be protected as long as the Ravens remained at the tower and that the Crown even today is protected because of the presence of Ravens. These Ravens are protected, guarded and even fed to keep them doing their jobs.

So....feed me brownies, and I will guard this kingdom while others are away.

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

Quote: Oh, competition for me! lol Just kidding.

 

[sourland]

TwoCrows did I ever tell you the story of how, 48 years ago when we moved to this home, I taught he crows to stay out of my garbage cans? Corvids are watchful, and they have very good memories.

 

[Alaskan]

HELP! Arg!

What is going on!?

ALASKAN's arms are changing colors


Alaskan thinks he sees some reddish color!

ALLover his forearms!!!

WHAT HAPPENED????




cheep

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

Don't do anything rash guys, I am watching you!

 

[TwoCrows]

TwoCrows did I ever tell you the story of how, 48 years ago when we moved to this home, I taught he crows to stay out of my garbage cans? Corvids are watchful, and they have very good memories.

The corvids never forget a human face or a situation. Incredible birds.

I have befriended the wild Ravens around here and they approach me with no fear. I too have them trained to stay out of places that I don't want them. They know I am the superior Raven here!