*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Tanichca]

Actually, all my siblings are gone for two weeks! It's just me, my sister, my niece, and my older brother (but he's at work all day, so he doesn't count!) No little brothers, no having to make boring kid-friendly food, but yes on having to spend time my future brother-in-law and his family. I'm home today, with my brownies (though someone stole all my pecans!) and my sweet tea, so I'll be around on BYC quite a bit.

 

[Spookwriter]

"Locked out" in as Spook never carries his keys
around the house. They make a bulge in my pocket
and the truth is, my sheet bulges enough with just me
in it.

Running away to Flordia never crossed my mind. Aren't
there alligators and other things there that could eat me?
I don't go places where things can eat me. I like snacks,
but I am NOT a snack.

Rainy day here...but do I get a day off? No.... She laid out
my outfit for today....my evil workboots and a rain slicker. I'm
gonna feel like a flasher if I go anywhere today...


Spook....and they call me the flash.

 

[sourland]

Spook, I felt like a flasher today. Went to the doctor for my annual (as in I haven't seen him for over 2 years) physical. Every time that I put on that gown, I want to put it on backwards and flash the staff. Is that abnormal thought behavior?

 

[Spookwriter]

Me and Sour, we're old enough to remember
The Streak.

"Don't look, Ethel, but I was too late."



Spook....trying to get Ethel's attention.

 

[sourland]

Once while walking in a park, the Princess and I were flashed. I responded, "Wow, you really are cold - aren't you." That guy had no braggin' rights.

 

[Spookwriter]

You just know I'm gonna ask, Sour...

How many more times that day did you and the Princess
walk around the park?

 

[sourland]

After my comment, the flasher clasped his coat to his body and hurried off.

I believe he was looking for a more appreciative audience.

The Princess thought that I might have offended him.

 

[Alaskan]

Spook, I felt like a flasher today. Went to the doctor for my annual (as in I haven't seen him for over 2 years) physical. Every time that I put on that gown, I want to put it on backwards and flash the staff. Is that abnormal thought behavior?

You telling Alaskan that you just think that?

You don't do that???? *boggle*

 

[Alaskan]

Trust me, the staff is always super appreciative. Helps to break up the boredom of their work day.

 

[Bunnylady]

I'm sure the staff has seen it all before.

I'm afraid I'd have been tempted to ask the flasher, "Is that all ya got?!"

And Spook, I don't remember which thread, but I believe I posted a link to a Youtube video of "The Streak" on one of these threads a few months back (don't remember which one, and I'm sure not going looking!)