*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Alaskan]

Nah, Alaskan is snuggly warm on the couch, eating roasted bunny.

 

[Bunnylady]

Snugglies are warm, particularly when they are lined with voles.

 

[Alaskan]

How did you know the voles were nesting under the couch?

They are running on treadmills, the friction from the wheels is a great heat source.

 

[sourland]

Set up properly the vole exercise might be a great renewable source of electricity.

 

[Bunnylady]

The couch just seemed like a logical place.

My couch is lined with cats. I call them the barnacles, because if you stop moving, they'll settle on you. They are warm, they vibrate- if they didn't use their claws, they'd be great masseuses, too!

 

[sourland]

The couch just seemed like a logical place.

I would venture that the couch of a professional might very well be in order for Alaskan. "Just sayin'."

 

[Bunnylady]

I would venture that the couch of a professional might very well be in order for Alaskan. "Just sayin'."

If it was warm, I imagine Alaskan could stay there for a long, long time.

 

[sourland]

Oh, I'm betting a long, long time would be needed for 'issue' resolution - more even than along, long snowy, dark Alaskan winter.

 

[Alaskan]

Could Alaskan be "shrinkified" in a southern location? (NOT THE SOUTH POLE!)

 

[Bunnylady]

You don't want to get shrunk by a penguin? I'm sure it could be arranged, but you seem pretty emphatic. Oh, well.

The last time I remember someone setting up as a shrink in the kingdom . . . . it was Ed, wasn't it? I remember his prescription for Sour, I dread to think what he'd have made of Alaskan (don't bother looking for it, it got deleted)