*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Mr MKK FARMS]

There. Just licked this thread because I love it so.

I love my tongue you see.

But sometimes it gets me in trouble because I talk to much.

I am often hungry so I ate to much.

And that made me sick.

And now I don't have any more smilies to finish the story.

THE END.

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How was that?

I'm weird...

And bored...

Need coffeee...

 

[sourland]

Apparently Alaskan's weirdness has become contagious.

I believe we are approaching the need for a "Kingdom Purge".. I know, I know we need Queen Em's

approval before activating a purge, but it is something to keep in mind.

 

[eenie114]

I disappear for a few days and suddenly we have new people?

Wait, what is this purge Sour speaks of? I know the New Year is coming up... Out with the old, in with the new... WAIT!

I'm too young for the moat!

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

Apparently Alaskan's weirdness has become contagious.

I believe we are approaching the need for a "Kingdom Purge".. I know, I know we need Queen Em's

approval before activating a purge, but it is something to keep in mind.

I think its the combination of Alaskan and snow, and cold.

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

I disappear for a few days and suddenly we have new people?

Wait, what is this purge Sour speaks of? I know the New Year is coming up... Out with the old, in with the new... WAIT!

I'm too young for the moat!

Not the moat no, no, no! Sour is being to harsh. Oh that sounds silly now doesn't it?

 

[sourland]

Now, Mitch, the Sourman is not 'harsh'. In the Kingdom certain things must just 'be', and others must just ' not be'. The Purge never involves the moat. I do not need the Queen's permission for moat sacrifices, but the Purge - that is far more delicate an operation.

 

[eenie114]

Quote:
Too harsh? You're male, aren't you? The moat is standard!

 

[sourland]

Quote:
"In the Kingdom some things must just 'be'. It is, after all, the way of the Kingdom as created in the mind of Queen Em

. Who are we to question?

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

I was questioning no one's authority. I admit I was a bit hyper but I was merely suggesting.

It would be silly to question anyone here, (Who would think of it

) after all I am just a 'peasant' so to speak.

To speak in gentle poetry,
I'm a nobody!
I'm at the bottom of the kingdom's social status!

Aren't I a great poet?

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

Oh sorry to clog the thread with posts, but if anyone wants to do a tutorial on how to avoid the moat I would be most interested. Sorry Sour, I know how badly you want to chuck me in there.