*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

Quote: See, Alaskan? She survived, and I daresay she got a whole lot of attention - probably a lot more than you will, even if your clothes don't match.

Quote: Actually, Sour, patterns can be worn together - but you have to know what you are doing. Critter has learned to run things by me first; I long ago perfected the look that says, "Really, Husband?"
And he has gotten better over the years. I remember a combination of Pansies that he planted for a customer some years ago about which she later remarked, "I was wondering if the person who put those together was color blind." A few times, Critter has proposed putting plants together that I didn't expect to work, but do; though he still manages to come up with some combinations that all I can say about is, "no. Just, no."

This was posted this morning in the NYD Hatchalong Thread. A member mistakenly refered to me as "dreamer". I thought the kingdom might enjoy it.....

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I'm trying to be nice, Bunny..................
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Alaskan dreams of a a time where people can be stinky and no one will stare!

A world where the unwashed are treated with respect!

A world where a little feces on your clothes doesn't mean you are denied service!


Oh.....

That is Alaskan's hometown.
 
Alaskan you do understand that there is a significant difference between honorably 'stinky' and stench, right? I believe it is something like a factor of a week or so.
 
Not a prob when it is cold out :D


However, there is a super stinky lady in my home town, who is.....super stinky


When she sits in the library by the warming fire, Alaskan has to sit at least three chairs away.
 
In our town we had a 'cat lady' who lived in her car with 7 or 8 cats and 2 dogs. That was significantly BAD stinky. She always paid her taxes with cash , and our tax person would immediately put the money into Zip Lock bags. She eventually sold her property (home had burned down) and moved.
 
Alaskan you do understand that there is a significant difference between honorably 'stinky' and stench, right? I believe it is something like a factor of a week or so.
We spent a few years in Europe when I was growing up. At that time, the American idea of cleanliness and that of the locals was a bit different - a lot of them still pretty much only took a bath on Saturday nights. Public places could get a bit rough by Friday.
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Alaskan dreams of a a time where people can be stinky and no one will stare!

A world where the unwashed are treated with respect!

A world where a little feces on your clothes doesn't mean you are denied service!


Oh.....

That is Alaskan's hometown.
A few days ago, I was over at the barn mucking out stalls when a couple of the horse owners came by. One was a little self-conscious about the fact that she was wearing a sweatshirt and pajama pants, and excused it by saying, "I want you to know, I thought we were only going to get coffee." I had to laugh. "Gal, I am standing here wearing horse poop! I have no stones to throw at anybody!"
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Unquestionably, 'week old' body odor is a far different situation than a day's honest sweat; although, sometimes after a busy day I can't stand myself.
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Anyone else think that 'old man' sweat is worse?
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