*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[chicken scout]

Huh? Little Alaskans are helpful?

grumble grumble grumble

 

[Alaskan]

Alaskan, why are you hobbling?  Sourland is hobbling, but he has an excuse. 

Alaskan is

1. Old

2. Creaky with creaky spots

3. Perpetually grumpy

4. Often depressed

All of the above equals hobbling.

Also, Alaskan is STUPID. On Saturday, Alaskan was climbing about trying to set up "deter raptors" stuff, and using fences as ladders, buckets as ladders, and rolling on their sides log pieces as ladders. Even after almost falling several times, and Alaskan several times telling Alaskan "this is STUPID, there is a ladder right over there!" Alaskan never listen and just responded with "well, I am NOT gonna go get the ladder, the stump/bucket/fence is right here, and you can't make me".

Luckily...... No mishaps occurred. So, there is no out of the ordinary hobbling.... Just the normal stuff.

 

[Alaskan]

Huh? Little Alaskans are helpful?

grumble grumble grumble

Yes, yes, sweet little Alaskan, you are greatly loved, much appreciated, and very helpful.


Wanna clean up your room today?

 

[Orpingtons4U]

I look like this guy

but I'm not mad I worked in my garden all day and I forgot the sun screen

 

[Alaskan]

I look like this guy   but I'm not mad I worked in my garden all day and I forgot the sun screen

i have a few bare backed hens and yesterday we had sun for the first time ever..... They look a little like that too.

I am thinking I should really put saddles on them, so that their feathers can grow back and they don't get worse sunburn. But, ME dressing my animals?

 

[chickwhispers]

Alaskan you could put some camouflaged saddles on them, then it wouldn't be like dressing them.

 

[Tanichca]

Hey. Hey guys. Look at my fancy five year sticker. Bask in the glow, y'all.

 

[Alaskan]

Hey. Hey guys. Look at my fancy five year sticker. Bask in the glow, y'all. 

Are you getting free goodies too? I got free goodies! My kids loved the business cards.

NOW WAIT A MINUTE!

I got a one year golden feather along with my five year badge...... Why didn't you get that too?

 

[Tanichca]

Quote: I did! I'm waiting for all the stuff to get sent in the mail (bumper sticker for my car! woohoo!)

 

[Alaskan]

 

Hey. Hey guys. Look at my fancy five year sticker. Bask in the glow, y'all. 

Are you getting free goodies too? I got free goodies! My kids loved the business cards.


NOW WAIT A MINUTE!


I got a one year golden feather along with my five year badge...... Why didn't you get that too?

I did! I'm waiting for all the stuff to get sent in the mail (bumper sticker for my car! woohoo!) 

You realize that with the golden feather you will have to come up with a great title for yourself!

I do NOT recommend "a wearer of buckets"

Perhaps, " lunches in catacombs" or "avoider of sparklies" or "baker of baked goods" (nope, sounds indecent)........

Uh.........