*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Bunnylady]

So, does your whole town have a funny smell?

I can just hear the tourists - "Oh, this person smells funny! They must be a native!"

 

[vehve]

So this is where you all are hiding out. Perhaps I need to lurk here a bit as well. Alaskan, I hope you don't take offense, I just showered and smell fresh and clean.

 

[Alaskan]

So, does your whole town have a funny smell?

I can just hear the tourists - "Oh, this person smells funny! They must be a native!"

actually, yep.

For some reason the tourists don't think fishermen should go grocery shopping.

The only person I think is uber stinky is our one and only bag lady. I need to sit downwind of her in the library.

So this is where you all are hiding out. Perhaps I need to lurk here a bit as well. Alaskan, I hope you don't take offense, I just showered and smell fresh and clean.

you be weird..... I knew this Swede once who bathed twice a day....it is a wonder his skin didn't rub off. He also couldn't hold his adult beverages...which I thought was odd for his race.

 

[vehve]

Ah, the Swedes... bunch of metrosexual dandies. Us Finns, we're real men who can hold our adult beverages. Ever heard the term "Have you Finished yet?"

 

[Alaskan]

back as a youth...we had a few contests...of the ability to function with large consumption of adult beverages by race..

lets see....

we had:

Swiss
Ireland
Swedish
German
US
Canadian
Brazilian
Italian
French
British


hum....not sure if we had anyone else....The Swede was almost as bad as the American...the Canadian, Brit and Irish were not so great either (but our only Irish representative was female), Italian and French were barely better, German and Brazilian were evenly matched.... but the Swiss!!! WOW!

 

[Alaskan]

@vehve aren't you of Swedish stock? hum?

 

[vehve]

My problem is that I'm very inconsistent. Sometimes I can have 20 beers without any problems, and sometimes I'm drunk after 3. I never know what kind of evening it's going to be, so once I start feeling drunk, I switch to non-alcoholic beverages. I hate being drunk, but I enjoy beer and wine.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Anybody wanna see MFB all cleaned up?






oh yeah, we got married.

 

[Alaskan]

Anybody wanna see MFB all cleaned up?






oh yeah, we got married.

is he the one with no hair?

CONGRATS!!!

And, how is it going? Do you still have the new baby? Or did that work out differently.

 

[Bunnylady]

My problem is that I'm very inconsistent. Sometimes I can have 20 beers without any problems, and sometimes I'm drunk after 3. I never know what kind of evening it's going to be, so once I start feeling drunk, I switch to non-alcoholic beverages. I hate being drunk, but I enjoy beer and wine.

It may be the company you are keeping. Someone did a study involving some young adults in a bar setting, what the test subjects didn't know is that they were drinking non-alcoholic beer. Several of them really thought they were getting pretty tipsy, when their blood alcohol level said otherwise.