So here today at work, a woman about my age walked in...to look at the snakes. My employee goes back with her and allows her to hold a snake...she took off. It's a 10.00 snake. She stole a 10.00 snake.
So as I'm calling the police and laughing about the fact that this girl stole a 10.00 snake instead of the 400-500 snakes we have...she walks back in, apologizes gives the snake back, and asks me not to call the police. I said "You're not so good at this stealing stuff huh?"

