*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[chickwhispers]

We have 2 cats utside mosly but usually we keep them on thenclosed back porch at night. Vet bills for fights with other animals was getting expensive. One of theboys just can't resist a good cat fight be it cat raccoon, or possum. So far no skunks.

No dog yet. I want either a great pyrenees or a mastiff. But we'll prob end up with a lab mix rescue dog. Either way I'm ready DSO isn't. He wants a Chesapeake Bay retriever. I'm not sure how that would work. Would it be retrieveing my chickens all the time???

 

[sourland]

Queen Em and MFB should enter a race like this. Training might include pulling the wife through a pickup window....

Wife-carrying competition brings Finnish whimsy to Maine

I think that Terry has a bad back - I would love to see him toss Em over his shoulder and run the course.

 

[sourland]

TERRY! You may want to reconsider - you can win Em's weight in beer and 5 times her weight in cash.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

And just how much would that be then Sour?





















You might want to choose your next words very carefully.

 

[vehve]

Retrievers can be fine with chickens, ours are. They are actively used for hunting and trials.

Em, it would be about a sixpack and a couple of twenties, right? Original rules would be in kilos, so I would only get about 52 beers...

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Smart man...smart man.

 

[sourland]

And just how much would that be then Sour?





















You might want to choose your next words very carefully.

I dunno - lots maybe?

 

[EmtheFishLady]

I dunno - lots maybe?

 

[mississippifarmboy]

Or a convertible! No risk of getting stuck.

Now I'm not going to say she could get stuck in a convertible.








But I wouldn't bet she couldn't!

 

[mississippifarmboy]

I dunno. This ain't 'zactly a Cinderella story. For one thing, the Queen's prince don't seem to waste much time on charm.

Hey now!
I have lots of charm!






Or is it Charmin? Got sumthin' anyway.