*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Alaskan]

Maybe we can use you to sand the floors?

 

[ronott1]

Welcome to the pizza party in the castle kitchen!

They look very tasty!

 

[vehve]

Ron, pepperoni and chevre, great combo. Made them in the oven this time though, it's raining and +8C outside, no weather to be manning the grill in.

 

[Bunnylady]

Maybe we can use you to sand the floors?

Give me a break, Alaskan! I'm already the buffer and polisher!

 

[vehve]

Bunnies can be handy in the privy too...

*Edit* ...it's not triple-ply though...

 

[Alaskan]

Maybe we can use you to sand the floors?

Give me a break, Alaskan! I'm already the buffer and polisher!

We can't use you to buff and polish if you are rough around the edges.

 

[oldrooster]

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That's not true my neighbor up the road BBQ's until 0 F and remember 32F is the same as 0C so you just need to bundle and man up, at least in my neighbor's eyes. I just think he has too much time on his hands or does something that gets him banned from the kitchen and make his wife not want to cook for him. But I won't bother to ask, it ain't my business......

 

[vehve]

Quote:
That's not true my neighbor up the road BBQ's until 0 F and remember 32F is the same as 0C so you just need to bundle and man up, at least in my neighbor's eyes. I just think he has too much time on his hands or does something that gets him banned from the kitchen and make his wife not want to cook for him. But I won't bother to ask, it ain't my business......

It's okay in the snow, but cold rain I don't like.

 

[Bunnylady]

Bunnies can be handy in the privy too...

*Edit* ...it's not triple-ply though...

True story, that I have probably told here before

One day, when Milo was still a little tyke, he and I were cruising the aisles of the grocery store. He was entertaining us both by pointing to items that he recognized, and naming them. Then we got to the paper products aisle. As we walked past the various brands of toilet paper, the conversation went something like this:

Milo "Kitty!"
Me "Yup, you're right, that's a kitty."
Milo "Baby!"
Me "That is a baby, isn't it? Clever you."
Milo "Puppy!"
Me "And a cute puppy, too!"

Then, as we moved into the paper towels section, he pointed at this guy

and said gleefully, "Daddy!"
I choked back a laugh "You know, you are right. That does look like your Daddy, doesn't it?"

When Critter got home that evening, I told him, "Milo saw his daddy at the store today "

 

[Bunnylady]

Quote: We can't use you to buff and polish if you are rough around the edges.

That's just the edges, Alaskan. I'm soft everywhere else.