*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Alaskan]

For Alaskan all owl is tasty and dreamy
especially when served with something creamy

 

[sourland]

Better to eat cat
fried in pork fat
than to eat owl
cooked on a dowel

 

[Alaskan]

everyone knows that cat tastes like rat
and no one with brains would ever eat that

 

[sourland]

Who knows that cat tastes like rat?
I've never seen proof of that.
Pull something better out of your hat.

 

[Cynthia12]

You are wrong..

rat tastes like cat
No, I've no proof of that
but hey, let's taste the hat!

 

[Alaskan]

hats taste fine
with corned beef and wine!

 

[sourland]

myself, I will resign
that corn beef and wine
cooked by proper design
will satisfy just fine

 

[chickwhispers]

I like my beef to be prime
If not it sould be a crime.
Somethered in au jus
Made especially for me not you

 

[Cynthia12]

there is a hat on the cat
laying right there on the mat
in front of that moat
with a nice slimy coat

 

[Alaskan]

If there is slime on the coat
You better eat it by the moat