*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[sourland]

It greatly depends on which body parts are bent...



Some body parts should never be bent... Or they stay that way permanently.

False.

 

[sourland]

Did someone hide my long underwear in the sock drawer while I was showering?

It's not the least bit funny. For a second I thought that I was losing it, but then realized that someone must be pranking me.

 

[Wisher1000]

Just be happy that was all you found in your sock drawer. Dolls have been known to lurk there...

 

[sourland]

Chucky lurks somewhere in this house.

I really do not like Chucky.

 

[Alaskan]

The key to not loosing long underwear.... Never take them off.

 

[Bunnylady]

Rumor has it that if you wear long underwear long enough, it won't bend, either.

 

[sourland]

Rumor has it that if you wear long underwear long enough, it won't bend, either.

Rumor indeed.

 

[Alaskan]

Nope.... Trust me.....


I still bend.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Good try.

I have embarrassed myself so many times that I have become impervious to embarrassment, and am totally comfortable in my body so body shaming will not work.

Can't blame a Queen for tryin.

What would I body shame anyone for? Everybody knows I prefer a man with a little meat on their bones. They're better at keeping you warm.

 

[sourland]

At what age does a person no longer have to go up on the roof and hang Christmas lights? I want to play the 'old man' card. The evil Princess worked me hard today. I am a tired 'old man'.