*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[sourland]

more likely fa -----------------------------------------

 

[Bunnylady]

This is Shrek we're talking, after all.


"Tiny bubbles
In the mud
Who needs a Jacuzzi?
Lovely liquid crud."

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Well everyone, it's Christmas time. Or as I like to call it "The dreaded time". What are you all doing for the holidays? We have one of those blasted elfs running around the house, and I'm running out of ideas for it. Why do all the elf on a shelf ideas involve making a mess?

 

[Bunnylady]

Elves-on-shelves are creepy.

Seems to me that an M80 or a properly applied shotgun might make a mess of the elf, but problem solved. . . Just sayin'

 

[sourland]

Elves-on-shelves are creepy.

. Just sayin'

Howsabout Santa on a toilet seat ?

 

[Bunnylady]

Quote: Who came up with that crappy idea?

 

[sourland]

The Princess. Even our grand daughter thought it was a bit weird. Dang thing tried to injure me.

 

[Bunnylady]

Now you know why the song "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" starts with "You better watch out."

 

[sourland]

Trust me that after a near miss I kept a close eye on Santa's shenanigans.





After the near miss, all I could think about is how would you explain it at the ER ? Santa did it ?

 

[Bunnylady]

Tsk, tsk. "He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake!"

Holy cow - so that's what happens!