*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Spookwriter]

Lets think about that Sour...

Banty Boy wants to ride the Unicorn.

Now WHERE can we stick the horn so Chooky won't fall off?

We don't HAVE a unicorn saddle.

 

[BantyChooks]

Lets think about that Sour...

Banty Boy wants to ride the Unicorn.

Now WHERE can we stick the horn so Chooky won't fall off?

We don't HAVE a unicorn saddle.

Umicorn, not unicorn, m'dear man.

Bareback is the best way to ride. Trust moi.

 

[Spookwriter]

And now WE should trust YOU?


Yep, to many hockey sticks to the head.

Lets just walk around the moat and talk about who
can trust who.

It's daylight....what can happen?

 

[BantyChooks]

And now WE should trust YOU?


Yep, to many hockey sticks to the head.

Lets just walk around the moat and talk about who
can trust who.

It's daylight....what can happen?

Hey now, I wore a bucket as a helmet until they were invented, so brain damage I don't have.
Now, the spookman on the other hand...
I think you took one or five too many footballs to the head.

And, lots of stuff can happen in daylight. Moat creatures reportedly never sleep, you know.

 

[Spookwriter]

Lets bury the hatchet then Chooky? What do you say?

We'll let yesterday go.

To show you...Lets go fishing. I know a good spot. But
while I get cleaned up, I want you to take this here shovel
and go up behind the barn and dig us some bait.

We gonna need lots of bait.

Say...did about a six foot hole's worth. I'll be there directly
to...to do what I gotta do.

 

[sourland]

Lets bury the hatchet then Chooky? What do you say?

We'll let yesterday go.

Yes, yes let's bury the hatchet.

 

[BantyChooks]

Lets bury the hatchet then Chooky?  What do you say?

We'll let yesterday go.

To show you...Lets go fishing. I know a good spot. But
while I get cleaned up, I want you to take this here shovel
and go up behind the barn and dig us some bait.

We gonna need lots of bait.

Say...did about a six foot hole's worth. I'll be there directly
to...to do what I gotta do.

Somehow, I get the idea the hatchet is not the only thing you wish to bury.

 

[Spookwriter]

Chooky, Chooky, Choooky....

How can we bury the hatchet if you won't begin to trust me?

I've offered to let you use the shovel first, until you get the
hole dug. So just dig us some bait, and of course I've got to
fill the whole back up...

We wouldn't want anybody falling in the hole now. They might
get hurt.

You can trust me. Ask around. Most people trust me.

** Of course, MOST people wouldn't consider stealing MY brownies.

 

[BantyChooks]

Chooky, Chooky, Choooky....

How can we bury the hatchet if you won't begin to trust me?

I've offered to let you use the shovel first, until you get the 
hole dug. So just dig us some bait, and of course I've got to
fill the whole back up...

We wouldn't want anybody falling in the hole now. They might
get hurt.

You can trust me.  Ask around. Most people trust me.

** Of course, MOST people wouldn't consider stealing MY brownies.

Why can't we dig a 15 cm deep hole instead of a 2 metre deep hole? Seems a bit large for worms.

 

[Spookwriter]

Uh.... We need BIG worms. Lots of worms. And evveryone
in these parts know, you get the biggest worm from the biggest
hole....


That's what Sour told the last guy he sent up there to dig a bait
hole. Matter of fact, now that I think about I haven't seen that
guy for a while. Not since that night, I think.

But tust us....your'e a Golden Feather. If you disappear, Nifty
would send out a search party.