*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Spookwriter]

Starting to look at you boys a little strange...I don't
think I can turn my back.

That's TWICE this week you fellers have made reference
to wanting to look under the Spooks sheet. (And this is a
FAMILY FORUM)

Have to trust me on this....I'm Spooky through and through.

I just don't like getting me sheet dirty. Says right on me tag,
"Dry Clean Only"

And I'm certainly NOT going to fight over you Em.

But I will challenge your little Frenchie feller to a duel...

Right down here by the moat. We'll stand back to back and
count off 20 paces.....Sour can pick the spot we start from...
I figure about 18 steps from the moat will be about right for
Banty Boy.

We'll just see how smoothe your new beau is Em...is last two
steps, he be walking on water.

 

[BantyChooks]

Starting to look at you boys a little strange...I don't
think I can turn my back.

That's TWICE this week you fellers have made reference
to wanting to look under the Spooks sheet. (And this is a
FAMILY FORUM)

Have to trust me on this....I'm Spooky through and through.

I just don't like getting me sheet dirty. Says right on me tag,
"Dry Clean Only"

And I'm certainly NOT going to fight over you Em. 

But I will challenge your little Frenchie feller to a duel...

Right down here by the moat. We'll stand back to back and
count off 20 paces.....Sour can pick the spot we start from...
I figure about 18 steps from the moat will be about right for
Banty Boy.

We'll just see how smoothe your new beau is Em...is last two
steps, he be walking on water.

Dry clean only... Is that next to the "half price" label?

Duel?
Hockey duel?

That I can do. Al, open the northern gate, wese gonna freeze the moat.

Spookman, do you even have skates?

Do you know what skates are, being a southerner and all?

Us northerners can walk on water for half the year. You poor blighters can't ever.

 

[Spookwriter]

Why, come one down, Banty Boy...

Lets see if it's your day to walk on water.

The label next to dry clean only? Says "King Size" sheet, kid.
That's why Em and I expect to be treated like royalty here...
King and Queen.

400 lb, it takes a king size sheet to keep the breeze out of places
the breeze ain't suppose to blow.

 

[BantyChooks]

Why, come one down, Banty Boy...

Lets see if it's your day to walk on water.

The label next to dry clean only?  Says "King Size" sheet, kid.
That's why Em and I expect to be treated like royalty here...
King and Queen.

400 lb, it takes a king size sheet to keep the breeze out of places
the breeze ain't suppose to blow. 

Okey dokey, just gotta wait for Al to get the gate open..

King size? Queen? Did you just call Queen Em fat?

I think you did.

I think that means war.

I think that means I'm gonna whoop your sheeted butt in the hockey game.

 

[Spookwriter]

In all the time I've know her, I don't think I've ever called
Em 'fat".

That would be rude. A Southern gentleman never mentions
a womans weight. (mainly 'cause Souther Belle's are known to
be packing)

But lets just say there's no danger of Em being kidnapped. Leave
it at that.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

You see that Spook? Banty is gonna defend my honor...





Didn't know I had any, so we learn something new everyday I guess.

 

[BantyChooks]

In all the time I've know her, I don't think I've ever called
Em  'fat".

That would be rude. A Southern gentleman never mentions
a womans weight. (mainly 'cause Souther Belle's are known to
be packing)

But lets just say there's no danger of Em being kidnapped. Leave
it at that.

Did you see what he said, Queen Em!?

Shameful.

 

[BantyChooks]

Spookman, the moat is frozen. You ready for the duel?

 

[Spookwriter]

You're right Em.

I know you better than anyone knows you.

You ain't got no honor....

But to be fair, You ain't got no shame either girl...

 

[BantyChooks]

Here, spookie.

Pstt... You put your foot in the top, silly.