*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[sourland]

I can FLLLLLLLLLYYYYYY!!!

This comes as no surprise.

 

[Alaskan]

But.... I keep licking myself. . And I don't taste any butter....

Why?

 

[sourland]

Well, I guess that you are just lucky.

 

[Alaskan]

But butter is yummy.

Shouldn't all butterflies taste like butter?

 

[sourland]

But butter is yummy.

Shouldn't all butterflies taste like butter?

Never tasted a butterfly, but they do have impressive tongues.

 

[Alaskan]

See? Butter!

 

[sourland]

Pink Super Moon/full moon dance scheduled for tomorrow night. Tickets still available.

 

[Alaskan]

Pink... not red.... must = lack of sun

 

[sourland]

Dance cancelled by state governor. Well, attendance is cancelled - dance will still occur in honor of the Super moon/pink full moon. Refund checks are in the mail.

 

[Alaskan]

I get a check!!