*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[EmtheFishLady]

Maybe while sleeping?

Definitely not.

 

[sourland]

I did not find out until after it was in the pasture and the first thing I said was "what did Terry say?" and she replied "he doesn't know yet".
So I am innocent, your wife is another story.

Em and 'innocent' in the same sentence is a recipe for an oxymoron. Good morning Moat Creatures.

 

[Alaskan]

Stew? Is there stew?

 

[Wisher1000]

He said a recipe for oxymoron, Al, not stew.

He may, however, have a recipe for oxymoron stew. I believe it contains drugs and stupid people.

 

[Alaskan]

Does it explode on impact?

 

[sourland]

I just missed a phone call from Deutsche Bank. Maybe it was about that Nigerian inheritance I have been trying to access.

 

[Alaskan]

I just missed a phone call from Deutsche Bank. Maybe it was about that Nigerian inheritance I have been trying to access.

Oh!

Mine! Mine!

Gimme the mooooolah!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Em and 'innocent' in the same sentence is a recipe for an oxymoron.

You aren't kidding.

I AM HOWEVER INNOCENT of Hi Jacking this thread. I still maintain that it was Spook.

 

[sourland]

You aren't kidding.

I AM HOWEVER INNOCENT of Hi Jacking this thread. I still maintain that it was Spook.

I was there, remember. Twasn't Spook. Once a kleptothreadiac, always a kleptothreadiac.

 

[Alaskan]

Teenagers!

Toss them in the moat!!!