*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[sourland]

Eeeeew.

You squeamish ?

 

[Alaskan]

I do not like it when my food talks to me...

Or wiggles...

 

[sourland]

I do not like it when my food talks to me...

Or wiggles...

But, but you eat cheese with jumping maggots.

 

[Alaskan]

But, but you eat cheese with jumping maggots.

I do not!

I have no Italians in me.



Oops...

I mean, I am not descended from any Italians.

 

[sourland]

Oh, so there have been? I remember you talking about eating jumping maggot cheese. You forget.

 

[Alaskan]

Oh, so there have been? I remember you talking about eating jumping maggot cheese. You forget.

I don't forget...

I know HOW to eat maggot cheese... chew the jumping maggots up... before they chew you up...

But I do not choose to eat maggot cheese.

 

[sourland]

But you said that you did. Something about one jumping up your nostril.

 

[Alaskan]

Maybe it jumped up your nostril.

 

[sourland]

Maybe it jumped up your nostril.

You can do better than that. Can't you?

 

[Alaskan]

I can...

Which is why my nostrils are maggot free.