*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[room onthebroom]

You're dancing? Should I get tickets printed? I do have some of the special potato salad.

I thought YOU were dancing.

 

[room onthebroom]

Are you bring potato salad or pugtato salad?

 

[sourland]

I only dance on the full moon. My green potato salad is one of my specialties. 'Pug' anything is unacceptable. A pug once fell into the salt water moat and nothing ate it.

 

[Alaskan]

You're dancing? Should I get tickets printed? I do have some of the special potato salad.

Does your salad glow?

 

[electrycmonk]

Full moon dance at the moat tonight.

Yes, I know we’re only waxing crescent.

Crescent? Heck no, that’s a splinter!

 

[sourland]

Does your salad glow?

Depends on what ------------

 

[room onthebroom]

Does your salad glow?

Sour, sour,
dance moon flower,
How does your salad glow?

 

[Alaskan]

It glows with snails and snips
And puppy pips!

 

[room onthebroom]

It glows with snails and snips
And puppy pips!

… and moldy bits thrown in a bowl.

 

[sourland]

Give a try
you may not die
and the glow will be in the bowl


or is that bowel?