*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[deerman]

I got my son a t-shirt in Florida, it was D.A.D.D. with a pic of a shotgun , with spend shell, he is the father of my 3 granddaughters..



Dads Against Daughters Dating.

 

[sourland]

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Our prescriptions ran out and we didn't renew?

505, we'd love to meet Jacob. Honest, we'll be polite.

There was a certain ritual that all of my daughter's dates were subjected to -- at times embarassing and perhaps a little crass. When she brought the "to be SIL' home, she begged me to be nice. I was-- a mistake. HE MARRIED HER!

 

[Tanichca]

you poor guy!

 

[Spookwriter]

I remember the first time I got all jacked up on geritol...
liked to fell off my walker, I did. We was setting there in the
old folks home, passing that jug of geritol around. Come lunchtime,
those nurses couldn't catch us for nothing.

 

[sourland]

You've got to move up to that Geritol gradually. First full dose I took, I threw away my walker.

DO NOT mix Geritol and those Senior multivitamins. I won't even begin to go into what might happen. Hand holding and hugging and stuff like that. Oh no that's not it-- That's Tani and Gabe and 505 and Jacob. Did we grant approval for such behavior??? When is Jacob coming on board so that we can "evaluate" him? Come on, 505, let us meet him. We'll be nice.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Hey, when did we start getting good drugs? I didn't get any.




I don't remember approving anyone named Jacob...but then again, I am recovering from a concussion.

 

[sourland]

It's been evident to the rest of us that you have not been taking your meds.

We have not approved Jacob. Therein lies the problem. 505 is afraid to introduce him to us.

What the heck is this about a concussion?????

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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Well, ever heard that phrase "If you're gonna be dumb you better be tough"? I tend to live by that.



I have not been taking my meds. Maybe that's why I'm fun?

505 is ordered to introduce him to us. What else are we gonna do if we don't have boys to terr-I mean...approve?

 

[sourland]

Spook wants to drown them. Thank all that is good that he got off the strangling kick.

 

[Tanichca]

Hmm.. Em, what did you do with that voodoo doll you were making?