*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Spookwriter]

Yep. Living proof.

Old people do silly things.


Fence building is a hardhat job. Don't you watch Bob the Builder?

 

[sourland]

Yep, looks like an alligator slide to me.

Sort of a 'fence post whacked' alligator slide.

 

[Spookwriter]

Makes me think about that song, Sour.

How's it go?

"Girls just wanta have fun"

 

[Delta2 23]

Oh, I like that song! Good morning, all!

 

[sourland]

Mornin', CR.

 

[Delta2 23]

Hello, how's it going
Well, it's afternoon, going into evening now and I am looking forward to another lonely US-night alone on BYC

I might actually get started on some work now.

 

[Spookwriter]

Somewhere back in the pages, we had something about
the dumb jokes... So here's today's effort



Dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it at dinner. "Son, where were you today?"
The son says "at school dad." Robot slaps the son! "Ok, I watched
a dvd at my friends house!" "What dvd?" "Toy story." Robot slaps
the son again! "Ok, it was a porno" cries the son. "What! When I
was your age I didn't know what porn was" says the dad. Robot
slaps the dad! Mom laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly your son."
Robot slaps the mom

 

[thekid]

Quote:
lol that was on debiraymonds fb hahahahahaha

 

[Spookwriter]

..and I bet if I ask nicely, someone will point me to her facebook?

**I don't have facebook, but my wife does.

 

[Spookwriter]

ok...then we'll go for a dumber joke for the kid...



Q: What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A: A pat on the head.


That one was pretty bad. Almost as bad as something Imp
would tell.

How about the one where the husband and wife were setting
at the kitchen table one morning, and he was cleaning his gun.

Out of the stove ran a big rat...

"Shoot it, shoot it" the wife screamed, as the man just sat there
watching the rat get away.

"Why didn't you shoot it?", she asked him.


"I couldn't shoot that rat," he said. "It was out of my range."