*sigh* I'm loosing my touch. (Warning: Hi-jacked by Em)

[Tanichca]

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Uhhh....

maybe? (dont hurt me...)

 

[Delta2 23]

Good morning, all!

The closest I have come to dating a boy was a brief stint with a classmate in third grade

He dumped me for his love of cars a few weeks later.

 

[sourland]

Mornin', CR! Typical boy. He wasn't good enough for you.

 

[Chickengal505]

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Jacob is obsessed with luxury cars. I ramble about chickens and rambles about cars

 

[sourland]

Jacob, where are you? Spook would like to talk to you.

 

[Spookwriter]

None of my business Chookie, but if your boyfriend was driving,
and into cars by the third grade....you probably needed to pass
on him.

He was what, 16 years old and still in the third grade? I'm sure you
can do better than that.

 

[Tanichca]

So, out of curiosity, IF my heartbeat did speed up when i was holding his hand, and IF i was weak in the knees, and IF I squeezed his hand... what would the terrible punishment be? Not that ANY of that has happened... heh heh heh.. riiiiight.

 

[Spookwriter]

Adelaide, SA


Now, I had to google that one. Had no ideal of where it was.
South Australia...

Looks like quite the town, kanagroo farmers and all.

I didn't know there was a South and North in Australia. I figured
the "SA" in your title was like South America, or even South Africa.

Tell me about your Australia?

 

[sourland]

Tani, must the Elderes come to visit and talk with you and your parents????????

 

[Spookwriter]

So, out of curiosity, IF my heartbeat did speed up when i was holding his hand, and IF i was weak in the knees, and IF I squeezed his hand... what would the terrible punishment be? Not that ANY of that has happened...


Tani...We might maybe need Em, or one of the other female Elders on this.

Sour, Mississippi and I are more like your edlerly uncles...I'm not real sure I'm
confortable having that Uncle-Tani girl-boy talk with you.

But...I can offer ideals..

Is there a Wal-Mart near you? Go there, and practice holding a boy dummy's hand
until your heartbeat feels normal. You can practice there until the manager runs you off.

You can even practice squeezing the little dummy's hand. Squeeze it too hard, his
hand falls off. You'll learn the right amount of pressure to use. Remember, you are not
arm-wrestling.

That weak in the knees thing...go find yourself one of them stores that sells old-folks
supplies. They will have knee-braces.